The Hungry Turkey

Once upon a time there was a really fat turkey. It said to its mother, "What are we having for dinner?" The mother said, "Gobble Gobble!" The Turkey said, "Stop joking!" Then the turkey went to his dad. The turkey said, "What are we having for dinner?" The dad said, "You, gooooobble goobble." The turkey said, "No no no no No NO! I'm leaving to live with a human!"



So, the turkey set off then he came to a house. It looked friendly. He ran and barged into the house... all of the monkeys, moose, cats, dogs, cariboo, deer, sheep, porcupines, squirels, chickens, ostrich, and even the humans said, "Yummy!" The turkey said, "What's for dinner?" The human said, "Potatoes, sweet potatoes, bananas, cornbread, and turkey."



"Turkey? You mean, me the turkey?!?"



"Triple yes, here's a shower for turkeys."



"Fo........ For me?"



"Oh yes!" the human said.



The turkey said, "It burns!"



"It's really an oven wah ha ha!" said the human. Bam bam shatter! "The the glass!" Bam bam boom. "Goo goo ga ga. Rock that! Get that! I scream! I shout! Get that turkey! Gobble ba."

"That was a terrible nightmare," the turkey said. "Let's uh oh school." the turkey said. "My mother, what a shock! Rabbit...?"

"Oh sorry remember it's Thanksgiving, " Rabbit said.

"Oh, I thought you eat turkeys on Thanksgiving?

"Oh, we do but not our friends." rabbit said.

"Who's WE?"

"Surprise!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bam splat! "What THE?!?"

~Elijah Boyd November 2010